Post by itar on Sept 17, 2006 13:58:55 GMT -5
Well many of you are wondering how our excellent grade A+ tank Valadien got his Bad Mojo MAsk. I'll tell you but it's long story filled terror, underlaying plot, adventure and all that other stuff too 
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So sit right back and you'll here a tale......Wait a minute this is WOW, not Gillagens Island! Alright here goes.......
One Day Valadien was walking down a road in Tanaris when a huge rock barly missed his head my mere micromiters (Whats that word mean? O well.) Well shaken and a little furious Valadien pulled out his Massive Thunderfully Huge Sword of Insane Crits of Beaver Slaying (Another story in itself how he got that sword but we dont have time for that). Well he looked over to his right and saw an Ironburger fastfood chain resturant and and saw that a little squirrel had been the one who had chucked the rock (weighing over 5 tons) at him. Val in his usual manner was about to crit the squirrel for 5,000 damage when the squirrel cried out and begged him. "Please dont kill me", the Squirrel said, "I know of a place where you can get an awesome mask that will add 1,000 plus to your deathwish ability and give a a fire ball of doom ability as well". Well, Val thought to himself. A mask like that would help me greatly. So Val agreed to not kill the squirrel if the squirrel would show him where the Mask was. But first they both went into Ironburger and each ordered 10 Ironburgers, 5 Filchini Milk Shakes (Named after the GREAT FILCH of Course!!!!), 10 Blackrock Burritos, and 5 Boxes of Naxxaramas Muffins. Feeling rather stuffed after this glorious feast the Squirrel and Val decided to take a short nap outside and then quest for the mask.
When they got up they both found that they were inside huge cages that looked a lot like a happy meal box from Ironburger. Val was about to ask what was going on when out of the blue he was thrown out of the cage and onto the ground. Well Val went to pull out his sword but relized he was missing his Sword!!!!!
A huge Troll named Bob came up and cuffed Val and the squirrel behind the ears and that was all they knew as they both went off into "I'm knocked out and sleeping" Land.
When Val came to he was in a small dank smelling room underground. Val looked around in horror trying to see where his friend the Squirrel was. He let out a breath of relief when he saw that hid friend was still alive and in the same room with. Val and the Squirrel were starting to plan thier escape when all of a sudden Bob walked in. Bob walked right up to Val and grabbed him by his shirt and pulled him 2 feet up in the air (not three feet becuase Bob is considered short among trolls). Bob bellowed at Val with a deep menacing voice (also with bad breath, Bob's mom did not teach him hygene
) "You have tresspased on the fround of Zul' Furrak!!! You shall be punished for this prepare to die tomorrow!!! Bob stormed out of the room. Val started to become scared when he realized that his friend the Squirrel was laughing with uncontrolled glee!!! The squirrel held up both ends of his chains. He had gnawed them in half, Val was trying to figure out how a tiny squirrel gnaws thru 5inch steel and throws 5 ton rocks when he noticed that the squirrel had gnawed thru his chains as well. Val and the squirrel rushed to the door to escape but relized with horror that the door was made of iron not steel (squirrels hate iron, it angers them). Val then realized that he still had some Iron cola from Ironburger (you really do need an iron stomach to drink it too). VAl poured some on the door and watch with deatatched fascination as it slowy ate the 5x5 door with in a matter of seconds.
Val and the Squirrel ran out into the hall way killed the gaurd faster then a raid sign up for Molten Core fills up for a friday night run! They barged into Bob's room and stopped. Bob was not there, but with Glee they realized that Val's Sword and Armor was!!!! Val quickly grabbed both and equipped them. They rushed outside and were about to escape when they heard a bellowing voice from behind!!! STOP! said Bob who had some 5,000 trolls with him. Val was about to make a break for it when they both saw that Bob was wearing the mask!!!!!!!!! Val and the Squirrel pounced on the group of Trolls like a dog does a milkbone. After three days of intense fighting Val and the Squirrel staggered to a stand. All the trolls were dead and the mask lay in the middle untouched by the mayhem. Val picked it up and bowed before the squirrel. They both made their way back to Ironburger for a victory feast.
And thats how Val got his Bad Mojo Mask!
Another time i shall tel you of how Valadien got his Shorts and Tux. But that will be later
.So sit right back and you'll here a tale......Wait a minute this is WOW, not Gillagens Island! Alright here goes.......
One Day Valadien was walking down a road in Tanaris when a huge rock barly missed his head my mere micromiters (Whats that word mean? O well.) Well shaken and a little furious Valadien pulled out his Massive Thunderfully Huge Sword of Insane Crits of Beaver Slaying (Another story in itself how he got that sword but we dont have time for that). Well he looked over to his right and saw an Ironburger fastfood chain resturant and and saw that a little squirrel had been the one who had chucked the rock (weighing over 5 tons) at him. Val in his usual manner was about to crit the squirrel for 5,000 damage when the squirrel cried out and begged him. "Please dont kill me", the Squirrel said, "I know of a place where you can get an awesome mask that will add 1,000 plus to your deathwish ability and give a a fire ball of doom ability as well". Well, Val thought to himself. A mask like that would help me greatly. So Val agreed to not kill the squirrel if the squirrel would show him where the Mask was. But first they both went into Ironburger and each ordered 10 Ironburgers, 5 Filchini Milk Shakes (Named after the GREAT FILCH of Course!!!!), 10 Blackrock Burritos, and 5 Boxes of Naxxaramas Muffins. Feeling rather stuffed after this glorious feast the Squirrel and Val decided to take a short nap outside and then quest for the mask.
When they got up they both found that they were inside huge cages that looked a lot like a happy meal box from Ironburger. Val was about to ask what was going on when out of the blue he was thrown out of the cage and onto the ground. Well Val went to pull out his sword but relized he was missing his Sword!!!!!
A huge Troll named Bob came up and cuffed Val and the squirrel behind the ears and that was all they knew as they both went off into "I'm knocked out and sleeping" Land.
When Val came to he was in a small dank smelling room underground. Val looked around in horror trying to see where his friend the Squirrel was. He let out a breath of relief when he saw that hid friend was still alive and in the same room with. Val and the Squirrel were starting to plan thier escape when all of a sudden Bob walked in. Bob walked right up to Val and grabbed him by his shirt and pulled him 2 feet up in the air (not three feet becuase Bob is considered short among trolls). Bob bellowed at Val with a deep menacing voice (also with bad breath, Bob's mom did not teach him hygene
) "You have tresspased on the fround of Zul' Furrak!!! You shall be punished for this prepare to die tomorrow!!! Bob stormed out of the room. Val started to become scared when he realized that his friend the Squirrel was laughing with uncontrolled glee!!! The squirrel held up both ends of his chains. He had gnawed them in half, Val was trying to figure out how a tiny squirrel gnaws thru 5inch steel and throws 5 ton rocks when he noticed that the squirrel had gnawed thru his chains as well. Val and the squirrel rushed to the door to escape but relized with horror that the door was made of iron not steel (squirrels hate iron, it angers them). Val then realized that he still had some Iron cola from Ironburger (you really do need an iron stomach to drink it too). VAl poured some on the door and watch with deatatched fascination as it slowy ate the 5x5 door with in a matter of seconds. Val and the Squirrel ran out into the hall way killed the gaurd faster then a raid sign up for Molten Core fills up for a friday night run! They barged into Bob's room and stopped. Bob was not there, but with Glee they realized that Val's Sword and Armor was!!!! Val quickly grabbed both and equipped them. They rushed outside and were about to escape when they heard a bellowing voice from behind!!! STOP! said Bob who had some 5,000 trolls with him. Val was about to make a break for it when they both saw that Bob was wearing the mask!!!!!!!!! Val and the Squirrel pounced on the group of Trolls like a dog does a milkbone. After three days of intense fighting Val and the Squirrel staggered to a stand. All the trolls were dead and the mask lay in the middle untouched by the mayhem. Val picked it up and bowed before the squirrel. They both made their way back to Ironburger for a victory feast.
And thats how Val got his Bad Mojo Mask!
Another time i shall tel you of how Valadien got his Shorts and Tux. But that will be later
