filch
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Post by filch on Dec 5, 2005 18:38:29 GMT -5
Greetings and Salutations my fellow Guildies!
It is with your great pride and good fortune that I announce the publication of my latest exploits!
Published by King's Press and printed on the finest Mageweave.............
A GNOME IN THE DARK
(The Saga of a Sapper)
by
Filch Festersnout a.k.a The Great and Powerful Filchini
Coming all this month, and perhaps for the rest of the year, I shall provide excerpts from my latest tome to the reading pleasure of all Guildies, right here on our personal message board! Of course, this fine fruit of my grinds will be available in its full unabridged form at any vendor within the realm. But stand warned! It is very expensive and the line to purchase is expected be longer than the queue for WG on a Monday morning!
Should you like, since you're Guildies, I can send you a personal copy - autographed with me own hand! Special discounts apply! Just mail me 1 GP and consider it yours!
For those of you who wish to purchase it as a gift this Michaelmas season, I have commissioned the fine hands of Miramelle who will wrap it all nice like and Arabie who will enchant it so it lasts forever (special fees apply, but just mail that to me too and I'll see that they get it.)
Be sure to come back to this post often to catch up on what is sure to be another best seller!
I remain,
The Great and Powerful Filchini
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itar
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"If the tank isnt happy, your just plain screwed"
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Post by itar on Sept 11, 2006 8:22:50 GMT -5
Will all the major stores in IF and SW carry it filch? Will the book tell of your exploits in ULdaman and how you kill the huge trogg Grimlok with teeth like VVVVvvvvVVVV? I also hope that it tells how you and the king (which you and the king are like this X) became friends. I always wondered about that.
Your friend Itar
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